They met online.
She was innocent.
He seemed humorous and attractive.
She bought into it.
Thought he would be an answer to all her problems.
Not even three hours into meeting him, she was in his bed.
His mattress was stained and torn.
'Are you clean?' She asked him.
He gave her a hopeful smile.
'Of course.'
He put it in.
She drove home the next day, never heard back from the guy.
Two weeks later she called him and thanked him for the chlamydia.
He hung up.
