Watermelon

I felt almost bad for the guy. He's a riot, makes everyone laugh. He has never had a girlfriend. Being 20 and basically a virgin is tough.

He's a good friend. Really.

We were making out on his beaten up couch in his cold house.

"Stop trying to eat my face for a second... and open your lips a little. And less tongue. And slower."

I don't think he got it.

After awhile I paused to take my gum out.

"I knew something tasted like watermelon.." He said.

I laughed, and in that moment decided to let him have all of me that night..

And as he attempted to do the deed, I couldn't stop thinking about how much I like watermelon gum.

I really like it.